From my favorite SF book WASP by Eric
Frank Russell, there is a great scene with a lizard
watcher.
The skinny oldster moping in the rear was Area
Supervisor of the Pan-Sirian Association of Lizard
Watchers. The podgy specimen one step ahead of him
represented the Pertane Model Rocket Builders Club.
There wasn't one in the entire sitting who looked
capable of spitting in a Spakum eye much less
overthrowing his own government.
Joining the queue, Mowry said conversationally to
Skinny, "Nuisance this, isn't it?" "Yar. Only the
Statue of Jaime knows why it is considered 60
necessary." "Maybe they're trying to round up people
with special talents," Mowry offered. "Radio experts,
photographers and folk like those. They can use all
sorts of technicians in wartime." "They could have
said so in plain words," opined Skinny impatiently.
"They could have published list of them and ordered
them to report in." "Yar, that's right."
"My group watches lizards. Of what special use is a
lizard watcher, hi?
"I can't imagine. Why watch lizards, anyway?"
"Have you ever watched them?"
"No," admitted Mowry, without shame.
"Then you don't know the fascination of it."
Podgy turned round and said with a superior air, "My
group builds model rockets." "Kid stuff," defined
Skinny. "That's what you think. I'll have you know
every member is a potential rocket-engineer and in
time of war a rocket engineer is a valuable -"
"Move up," said Skinny, nudging him. They shuffled
forward, stopped.
Skinny said to Mowry, "What's your crowd do?"
"We etch glass."
"Well, that's a high form of art. I have seen some
very attractive examples of it myself. They were
luxury articles though. A bit beyond the common
purse." He let go a loud sniff. "What good are
glass-etchers for winning battles?"
"You guess," Mowry invited.
"Now take rockets," put in Podgy. "The rocket is
essential to space-war and -"
"Move up," ordered Skinny again.
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