Puerto Vallarta 2/4/2016 Went swimming with sea lions. Amazing friendly intelligent animals! They thought I was Mexican and asked if we could do the presentation in English. I was embarrassed cause I was clowning around in Spanish. I didn't mean to trick them. Never thought I could, in fact. Oh oh oh the sea lions were wonderful. Huge. Kind. Happy and optimistic. Caught a terrible chill riding back in wet clothes. Oh! Missed the magic show because I was too sick. Also I went to a bar and they had Mexican craft beer and I didn't try any and I regret this.

Mazatlán México 2/3/2016 Went on the city tour which is called the topless tour because I went in a bus and was on the top. It had a top so I don't get it. We also stopped at a glass blowing factory. I bought a green glass, a big one that holds two bottles of beer. This seems to be the factory where my green wine glasses were made as they match. We went and got free beer at a bar too. The tour guide kept telling us that everything was RELATIVE and that the master glass blower didn't make much money but it all evened out in Mexico. He said, "I'm doing FINE!" Sadly it isn't relative when he tries to step foot on a cruise ship. He can't do it. He doesn't have the bread. I felt a little cough. It was hot topside on the bus. I was catching a chill...